Reguli de afaceri

Bula avea o colega de birou buna, dar din pacate indisponibila. O sorbea din priviri in fiecare zi si crapa de necaz ca nu-i poate face nimic.
Intr-o zi ajunge atat de frustrat incat se duce direct la ea si ii spune deschis in fata:
- Esti o femeie superba si imi doresc foarte mult sa te am macar o data. Uite, daca ma lasi o singura data, iti dau 500 de euro.
Tipa refuza fara sa stea pe ganduri.
Bula insista, explicandu-i ca totul se va termina repede:
- Eu stau in spatele tau, arunc banii pe podea, tu te apleci sa-i iei si pana i-ai ridicat eu am si terminat treaba. Tipa sta si se gandeste o secunda, dupa care spune ca trebuie sa se consulte cu prietenul ei si il suna.
Prietenului ei, cand aude despre ce e vorba, ii sticlesc ochii si-i vine o idee:
- Cere-i 1000 de EURO si ridica rapid banii, asa nu va avea timp nici macar sa-si dea pantalonii jos.
Gagica e de acord si accepta propunerea.
Dupa vreo jumatate de ora prietenul ei incepe sa-si faca griji, nemaiprimind nici o veste, si, la un moment dat, o suna el s-o intrebe ce s-a intamplat.
Tipa raspunde gafaind, printre gemete:
- Nemernicul a folosit monede...

Morala:
O propunere de afaceri trebuie analizata intotdeauna in profunzime inainte de a bate palma si de a te trezi f...t.

Fabula

Într-un sat, o vacă grasă,
Cum sunt vacile tâmpite,
Dar frumoasă şi lăptoasă,
S-a gândit să se mărite.

Boii, de la mic la mare,
Au venit cu tot belşugul,
Toţi voiau să se însoare,
Că-s deprinşi să tragă jugul.

Vaca,, însă ,ca o fată,
Cu avere şi trusou,
Îi respinge îngâmfată :
„Cum să mă mărit c-un bou ?”

”E un cal prin curţi vecine,
Care pătimaş mă strânge,
El e genul meu, tip bine,
Armăsar sadea, pur- sânge !”

Vaca, tot făcându-i curte,
Îşi atinse idealul,
După tratative scurte,
S-a căsătorit cu calul.

„Ah, ce şansă pe mireasă !”
Comenta în pom o cioară,
„El - aristocrat de rasă.
Ea - o biată pierde-vară.”

Dar curând , ce tragedie !
Vaca se certă cu calul,
Pân'departe-n deal la vie,
S-auzea întreg scandalul.

În zadar, când stingea lampa,
Vaca-n fiecare noapte,
Se plimba făcând pe vampa,
Cu ispitele-i de lapte.

Ba , mai mult, se întâmplase,
Ca jucând pe îndrăgostita,
Calul, furios, îi trase ,
Două palme cu copita !

Şi atunci, cu dezolare,
Vaca prinse a pricepe,
Cum că soţul ei mai are,
Trei amante, toate iepe.

Asta-i prea de tot, îşi zise,
Îl dau dracului de cal.
Şi-ntr-o seară părăsise,
Domiciliul conjugal.

Slabă, galbenă,uscată ,
De necazuri şi nevoi,
Vaca noastră, resemnată,
Se întoarse printre boi.

Dup-atâta chin şi jale,
Vaca multe a-nvăţat.
Primul bou ieşit în cale,
Îl acceptă de bărbat.

Nunta lor a fost vestită,
Că s-a dus prin văi ecoul,
„Ce pereche potrivită !
Vaca noastră şi cu boul.”

Ea comandă , el ascultă.
El cu banii , ea tapaj.
Este, fără vorbă multă,
Tipul clasic de menaj.

Totuşi, vaca ( ne şopteşte,
un măgar) , c-aşa-i măgarul,
Prin păduri mai zăboveşte,
Uneori cu armăsarul.

Dar, eu cred că-i calomnie,
Măgăria ce ne-o spune.
Totul e , că-n căsnicie,
Treaba merge de minune.

Vaca poate, ştie satul,
Chiar şi grajdul să-l răstoarne.
Boul nu-i decât bărbatul.
Ca dovadă, poartă coarne !

Şi aşa, trec ani şi ani,
Şi precum am prins de ştire,
Au făcut şi trei juncani,
Şi trăiesc în fericire.

În povestea mea , de faţă ,
Nu e nici un lucru nou,
Pentru orişicare vacă,
Soţul ideal e-un BOU ....


Legenda :
Vaca = tinerele adolescente cu aspiratii de pitipoance
Boul = tinerii seriosi si educati fara potential finaciar
Calul = tinerii intretinuti de parinti cu foarte multi bani dar fara studii si fara ocupatie...

Impotenta

Definitie : IMPOTENTA este acel fenomen care apare inevitabil atunci când forța de atractie a Pământului este mai mare decât forța de atractie a femeii

Problemele rezolvate de Service Pack 2 asupra Outlook 2007

Outlook
A local change to a meeting item is not synchronized to the server. Sometimes the meeting disappears, and the meeting is moved to the local failure folder.
Outlook
A meeting that is copied from a shared calendar does not indicate that the meeting is a copy. SP2 adds "Copy:" to the subject line.
Outlook
A reminder cannot be dismissed on a corrupted meeting.
Outlook
A reminder cannot be dismissed or made to snooze. Therefore, a restart of Microsoft Outlook may be required to dismiss the reminder or to make the reminder snooze.
Outlook
A reminder dismissal occurs as a background task. With SP2, Outlook instantly restores user interface responsiveness after a reminder.
Outlook
Administrators cannot use Group Policy settings to block the export of contacts from the global address list (GAL).
Outlook
After a series update, if an instance is moved to timeslots that were previously occupied, attendees may lose an instance.
Outlook
After you add many RSS feeds, Outlook crashes.
Outlook
After you discard some changes to a meeting that you own, an update for that meeting may be sent out when you close Microsoft Outlook.
Outlook
An entry for a Calendar or Contacts folder is duplicated in the Calendar or Contacts list, respectively. Only one of the duplicated links for a folder will work.
Outlook
Attendees can cancel meetings on behalf of organizers in Outlook 2007.
Outlook
AutoDiscover in Outlook fails if the user domain names are too long.
Outlook
Bursts of write operations are flushed to the disk too frequently. This causes frequent pauses and the user interface becomes unresponsive.
Outlook
Consider the following scenario.

1. An organizer sends a recurring meeting.

2. The organizer moves the instance to a different day.

3. Attendees accept the series and the update.

4. An attendee proposes a new time.

5. The organizer accepts the new time proposal and sends the update to all attendees.

In this scenario, the organizer's time is reverted to the original one.
Outlook
Consider the following scenario.

1. You run a search in a folder of Outlook 2007.

2. You run the search in "All Mail Items."

3. You click the "show all results" bar.

In this scenario, the bar does not disappear.
Outlook
Data file checks occur too frequently, and data file checks to checkpoint and resume from a previous session are enabled.
Outlook
Downloading a large message can block the user interface.
Outlook
Duplicate calendar entries, duplicate attendees, or old-style conflicts occur when you use more than one client or run against Exchange Server 2007 or later versions.
Outlook
Exceptions to a recurrent meeting show duplicate attendees.
Outlook
Folder sort indexes were not saved in certain cases. This causes the index to recompute the index for each folder switch.
Outlook
Form regions are sized to have 0 height or width when they are loaded. After the form regions are loaded, they are invisible.
Outlook
If a distribution list (DL) that includes a meeting organizer is removed from a meeting, the organizer receives a cancellation. The organizer can remove the meeting without sending a cancellation. Additionally, a meeting that does not have an organizer cannot be updated or canceled.
Outlook
If a distribution list is a member of the attendees, an attendee of that meeting can receive a cancellation unexpectedly. This problem occurs when the "Send updates only to added or deleted attendees” option is enabled.
Outlook
If a meeting is corrupted, an attendee becomes the organizer and can cancel the meeting.
Outlook
If a Windows Vista user connects to an Exchange Server by using RPC/HTTP, enters his or her user name and password, and then selects the "Remember my password" option, the next time that Outlook connects, the user is still prompted for credentials.
Outlook
If an RSS feed item download is interrupted, the RSS feed items that are deleted by users come back.
Outlook
If the Mailto hyperlink contains international characters, the hyperlink does not work.
Outlook
If the organizer of a meeting who is a member of an external distribution list sends a meeting request to that external distribution list, the organizer becomes an attendee.
Outlook
If the store providers are disconnected early, the Outlook.exe process becomes unresponsive for a very long time.
Outlook
If you act on meeting requests before the Calendar folder is synchronized, the meetings response states are reverted. For example, the declined meetings come back. Or, meetings are duplicated.
Outlook
If you change the file name when you save a file from an Outlook attachment, the extension is lost.
Outlook
If you click Remove from Calendar for a canceled instance of a recurring meeting, the whole series is deleted.
Outlook
If you update the status bar during an Outlook synchronization or folder switch, Outlook becomes unresponsive.
Outlook
IMAP accounts become unresponsive during a Send/Receive operation.
Outlook
IMAP accounts start slowly.
Outlook
Inefficient processing occurs during folder switch operations. Sometimes, the user interface becomes unresponsive.
Outlook
Inefficient processing occurs in a loop during intermittent network connectivity.
Outlook
Items in search folders sometimes disappear and do not reappear.
Outlook
Licensing validation can cause Outlook 2007 to become unresponsive at first startup after an Outlook installation or upgrade.
Outlook
More logging capabilities are available when logging is enabled. This can help the support team investigate issues with calendars.
Outlook
Moving lots of items causes a long pause in the user interface and high CPU usage.
Outlook
Opening mail items in a window or reading mail items in the reading pane can be slow if many messages are already open in other windows.
Outlook
Outlook adds itself again to the indexing options control panel as a searched scope after the user deselects Outlook.
Outlook
Outlook becomes unresponsive when you open an Information Rights Management (IRM) protected message.
Outlook
Outlook cannot search for items while in classic offline mode.
Outlook
Outlook crashes when you create a message view.
Outlook
Outlook does not add users to the publishing license when you use the "Reply all" option from the "Sent items" folder for new recipients.
Outlook
Outlook ignores the IRM template. Therefore, a new license must be obtained each time a protected message is opened.
Outlook
Outlook may become unresponsive shortly after startup if an RPC is issued to the Exchange directory server.
Outlook
Outlook resets all e-mail Favorite Folders during a startup after a crash.
Outlook
Outlook stops indexing mounted PSTs when a Classic Online mode account is used.
Outlook
Outlook with Windows Search 4.0 stops indexing items if a PST is renamed in the Account Settings dialog box.
Outlook
POP servers should download the newest mail first instead of the oldest mail.
Outlook
RSS feeds can become dormant and do not reactivate.
Outlook
RSS items are sometimes duplicated.
Outlook
Server-relative links in SharePoint RSS feeds do not work in Outlook.
Outlook
Some users may not change the recipient list when they reply all on a digital rights management (DRM) protected item in the Sent Items folder.
Outlook
Sometimes an update is sent to all attendees even though you chose to send the update only to attendees who were added or updated.
Outlook
Sometimes the Outlook calendar displays appointments and meetings in black text on a black background when you use high-contrast mode.
Outlook
SP2 includes a solution to process internal change notifications in the background. This enables the user interface to be more responsive to user input when significant background processing occurs, such as synchronization or indexing.
Outlook
SP2 provides a more efficient date sort for all folders that is maintained regularly to sort dates very quickly.
Outlook
Synchronization conflict resolution frequently results in creating Exchange Server conflict items.
Outlook
Synchronization with SharePoint could cause error logs to be generated even when logging is disabled.
Outlook
The new mail notification window unnecessarily reloads the delivered messages to check for additional and rarely used properties.
Outlook
The Offline Address Book download starts immediately at startup. SP2 improves performance by starting this download after the initial mail synchronization is complete.
Outlook
The policy setting that enables or disables the RSS feeds synchronization between Internet Explorer 7 and Outlook does not prevent the RSS feeds synchronization prompt from being displayed.
Outlook
The synchronization between a calendar on a SharePoint Web site and Outlook can cause Outlook to become unresponsive.
Outlook
The synchronization between Outlook 2007 and a SharePoint document library has a URL size limitation of 260 characters.
Outlook
The To-Do bar does not correctly maintain its minimized setting, depending on each Outlook module.
Outlook
Unnecessary disk reads are performed every time that a custom form icon is rendered.
Outlook
Unnecessary registry queries for ClearType checks occur during some user interface drawing operations.
Outlook
User-created add-in handlers for shortcut delete events ignore cancel commands, and the shortcut is deleted.
Outlook
Users cannot select which pages to print in a message item.
Outlook
Users who enable the PSTNullFreeOnClose registry key find that deleted data is not overwritten as expected when they close Outlook.
Outlook
Voice mail items display the sender's name in non-Unicode fonts.
Outlook
When multiple processes are accessing the same data file by using MAPI, the Outlook user interface does not receive the highest priority access to data files.
Outlook
When Outlook 2007 restarts, it does not reset the AutoDiscover counter. The counter may not run for at least 6 hours.
Outlook
When Outlook builds information to display new mail notification alerts, Outlook can become unresponsive periodically.
Outlook
When Outlook is syncing with multiple RSS feeds, Outlook crashes.
Outlook
When the indexing process encounters problems, many event logs are generated, and CPU usage increases.
Outlook
When three or more processes access a MAPI store, and one process stops unexpectedly, Outlook 2007 becomes unresponsive.
Outlook
When you add roaming SharePoint lists to a new Outlook profile, Outlook keeps adding duplicates of personal folders.
Outlook
When you click a hyperlink, the user interface becomes unresponsive during a check of the Internet proxy server settings. These checks now occur after the click and in the background. Therefore, responsiveness is immediately restored to the user interface.
Outlook
When you close an e-mail message, Outlook 2007 may crash.
Outlook
When you close an item, the clipboard is cleared unnecessarily. Outlook becomes unresponsive when the clipboard content is retrieved from slow applications or from remote applications such as a Terminal Services session.
Outlook
When you copy lots of items in the same store, it takes a long time. This problem occurs when you have InfoPath installed on your computer.
Outlook
When you double-click an attachment, Outlook 2007 can become unresponsive. This problem occurs when other applications on the system are not responding.
Outlook
When you download CSS definitions while Outlook displays a message, the user interface becomes unresponsive.
Outlook
When you enter double quotation marks in the Sent To field in a search folder, Outlook crashes.
Outlook
When you import lots of RSS feeds from an Outline Processor Markup Language (OPML) file, the CPU usage of Outlook is very high.
Outlook
When you issue a query to check the Out of Office settings on Exchange Server, Outlook can become unresponsive immediately.
Outlook
When you process client-side rules, such as moving mail to a PST, frequent pauses occur, or Outlook becomes unresponsive during synchronization.
Outlook
When you remove an attendee from a recurring series that has an updated instance, the attendee is not removed from the updated instance.
Outlook
When you right-click on an item, the whole item is loaded into memory more frequently than necessary.
Outlook
When you run a search in an Outlook 2007 folder, you run the search in All Mail Items, and you click the “show all results” bar, a timing issue occurs, and nothing is returned.
Outlook
When you run the All Mail Items searches across multiple stores in which a result set can be returned, a blank view is substituted for the result set.
Outlook
When you save an Outlook 2007 message, it takes a long time. This problem occurs when you install InfoPath on your computer.
Outlook
When you share a folder with a delegate, the delegate sees your informational meeting updates as regular updates.
Outlook
When you try to use the PropertyAccessor interface on a Recipient object to determine the Recipient flags, an error is returned.
Outlook
When you update the unread counts, Outlook becomes unresponsive. Additionally, the unread counts have been removed completely on operating systems that do not support per-user Fast User Switching unread counts, such as Windows Vista.
Outlook
When you work in Outlook 2007, and you enable the Show in Groups option, folder switch becomes slow, and a performance decrease occurs.
Outlook
You open an instance of a recurring series, and you edit the instance as an organizer. When you receive a response from a user for the series, your changes are saved without your interaction.
Outlook
You receive a reminder for a meeting that was canceled, even though you declined the meeting request.
Outlook
You receive the Application object instead of the Namespace object when you try to obtain the parent from an Accounts object.